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personal research help on rapier combat [09 Apr 2005|11:40pm]

dose anyone know if there are any good books on and about "La Destreza". in english would be preferable.
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New Manga Webcomic: Wandering Souls [02 Dec 2004|04:17am]

Check out a new manga webcomic at www.geocities.com/blackwolf13michael/Wandering_Souls.html
Many cultures compose the rich amalgam that is futuristic, yet almost reduced back to Feudal, Japan. A demon ronin with nothing to lose seeks a ki-lin (I warned you it's an amalgam), picking up a band of those as lost as he is along the way. They are wandering souls, criss-crossing this strange land in search of...something.
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Magic and Sacred [21 Sep 2004|12:33pm]

I am planning in selling most of my magic cards, if interesed post here special rates for the freaktable.

And has anyone playe sacred.
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I'm Gonna Be Late Because.... [07 Aug 2004|12:09pm]


"I'm Gonna Be Late Because.... "

Excuses you can use, right?

  • I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

  • My stigmata's acting up.

  • I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...

  • If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

  • Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about the game last night, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with my normal phone company, but thank you for calling.

  • Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

  • I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

  • The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.

  • The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

  • I prefer to remain an enigma.

  • My Granny has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.

  • I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.

  • I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

  • I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.

  • I refuse to travel to my job in the District until there is a commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair share.

  • I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source, exactly e*log(pi), of the clocks in the house. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.

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[05 Jul 2004|06:46pm]

I just joined this place as it's the only community on LJ that has Mike Jittlov as an interest. I was kinda upset that there isn't a Wizard of Speed and Time community...maybe I'll start one.

What I'm wondering is what is the topic for posting in here? I read back over a few posts from people and can't figure out what this place is about.


The Duke
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[25 May 2004|03:54pm]

Alright, here's my attempt at resolving the conflicts that have been going on as of late:

This post is meant to be a general airing out of what things you are unhappy about.

Please try and make the criticism at least constructive - don't say "I don't like X because they're a bastard", but say "I don't like that X does this and would rather they do this instead"

Post anonymously if you have to.

I know I can't change unless I know *what* to change, so hopefully this will get us started.
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[01 May 2004|10:54pm]

Annamarie has a really cute new kitty! She sent me the pictures to post to everyone the other night.

See? Cuteness. The little guy's name is Dostoy. Hooray for crazy Russian writers (which is where I'm assuming the name came from). :)

While polaroids + a scanner may not produce the best of images, I'm particuarly partial to the last one. :)
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[10 Mar 2004|12:57am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

To all you K folks, good luck for the rest of the quarter. The SAGA food always gets worse, but the bonding experience of many of you with your keyboards will increase inversely.

Hold on, do your best (even when you don't want to).

Spring is coming, which does make things better.

Remember to smile even when you feel like crying--but cry when you need to.... helps the work get done faster when you do not display emotions to yourself. (could just be me)

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[05 Dec 2003|06:12pm]
When: Saturday December 6th: 8pm
Where: Cathedral of Christ the King in Kalamazoo/Portage MI
Cost: $2 students, $10 seniors, $12 regularadults
Type of music: Early...Bach, Buxtehude, etc.

I have now done my advertising for this concert.
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RAAAAAAAAGH [28 Oct 2003|01:40pm]

[ mood | aggravated ]

If anyone knows anything about freaking Corel Draw or Corel Photo-Paint, call me. My mobile is 773-750-5482 and If you see this any can help between 1:42 and 5:00pm Central time, Call me. All I want to do is make a postcard, damn it. If you notice this after those times have passed, IM or post on here. Thanks.

*goes and finds more pie to eat, somewhere away from her current work project*

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one last thing [17 Oct 2003|03:42pm]

My mom sent this to me and I thought it was funny:

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it thisway. I'm the head of the family, so call me the President. Your mother is the administrator of the money so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The Nanny,(caretaker), we'll consider her the Working Class. And, your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, Dad, I think I understand politics now." The father says, "Good, son. Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. Meanwhile the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."

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Freak Table Update! [30 Sep 2003|03:38pm]

Hey all, I was just wondering if peoples would care to post a little update of the Freak Table happenings for those of us not in Kalamazoo! Specifically, for these points:

1) Caught any new freaks (freshlings or otherwise)? Watch out for claws on the little ones!

2) What is this "Mud and Mayhem" club I keep reading about? Anyone want to enlighten me?

3) How's the gaming? I see many hours of Soul Calibur 2 practice in my future...

Thanks everyone!
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I am teh NINJA! [25 Aug 2003|07:18pm]

[ mood | teh awesome! ]

I am a t-shirt ninja! Sweet! Click the cut, and see me in my full, ninja glory.

I'm so ninja.Collapse )

Some have even claimed to have been hypnotized by my ninja eyes!

Either way, click here to see where it started, and to follow the instructions to become your own t-shirt ninja. Rock.

Hehe, now maybe I'll have to post pictures of me, outside of ninja-ness. :D We'll see.

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[21 Aug 2003|12:28am]
[ mood | anxious ]

If people could please inform Richard that Sonje needs to hear from him (via email or lj comments or whatever), she would greatly appreciate it.

Thank you in advance.

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[17 Jul 2003|03:46pm]

Jesus Christ, what is it!!?Collapse )

In other news, I like the Random Cat Generator.

Props to Dia-mar Anaid.
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attention to kalamazoo people (both college and non-college) [03 Jul 2003|08:31pm]
Attention to people who will be in the Kalamazoo area from now through the end of september:

I have the following items to give away:

1.) dark green twin set of sheets (1 fitted sheet, 1 flat sheet--no pillowcase)
2.) red and yellow striped long skirt (size 8, silk)
3.) 6 yards of lacy curtain type material (in 2 pieces: 4 yds and 2 yds)
4.) 2 eyelet pliers and a multitude of eyelets (1 pair pliers never been used)
5.) 1 blue cotton long-sleeved shirt (button up, womens size petite medium)
6.) 3 yards semi stretchy black material with white and red geometric pattern on it
7.) 1 summer sweater (short sleaved) brown and white vertical stripes (size 10/12)
8.) 1 long black velvet skirt (flared) size 10/12 stretchy
9.) assorted ground coffee
10.) assorted pottery/ceramic tools
11.) 1 feathered eye mask (green, black, and purple on heavy paper backing)
12.) velvety dark/medium blue moons stars and clouds pajamas (pants and long sleeved button up shirt style)
13.) 3 yards red semi stretchy material (has brownish floral/organic pattern on it)
14.) small wall-hanging containing an outdated map of germany on it ( only west-germany is coloured in) all the city names are in german, but it was printed in great britain on reserve for digfarenough unless he says he doesn't want it
15.) 3 yards 'antique gold' mesh fabric
16.) 2 vanilla scented candles in glass and gold containers

If you are interested in any of these items, please let me know which one. This is a first come first serve basis, so if there is something you want, don't hesitate to let me know. I may be adding other things to the list (or making another post) as things reveal themselves to me.
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[12 Jun 2003|03:14pm]
In honor of the founder of the freaktable (i.e., me):

This summer, do something that you've always wanted to do, but you didn't do it because you thought it was really stupid. Don't get killed or anything, but other than that -- school's out, it's summer, and everyone has to be deliberately, beautifully stupid at least once in life.

Rock the fuck on.
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Another Post [31 May 2003|07:26pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

I'll cut-tag this so that everybody can either choose to read it or ignore it as they see fit. It will be posted both on the freaktable, as that is where it originates, and on my own journal for those non-K friends of mine. And I just want to say, thanks Liz for a wonderful and thought provoking survey for once.

Survey ResultsCollapse )

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A different kind of survey [31 May 2003|12:37am]
[ mood | curious ]

I have created this myself; the questions require more than one-word answers, and I hope you will give them some thought. Post your responses here or in your own journals, as you like.

1) If you could have any talent in the arts (that you don't already have) what would it be?

2) Do you feel a connection with any mythological/religious figure? If so, why?

3) Do you ever sense invisible presences or forces around you? If so, are they malignant or benevolent? What do you do?

4) Is there any song to which you absolutely cannot stand to listen, not because you hate the music but because of the associations you have with it?

5) What does it feel like to be naked when you're alone? When you're with someone?

6) Do you have a place where you can be alone without fear of interruption? What is it like?

7) If you could have total control over your emotions, would you choose not to feel certain things -- anger? Fear? Love?

8) If you could erase one person from your life -- the person would still be living somewhere, but the two of you would never have met and you would have no memories -- would you do it? Who would it be?

9) If you knew the world was going to end tomorrow, would you commit murder?

10) Do you believe there is a connection between beauty and pain? Can you explain it at all?

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[30 May 2003|02:02am]
New layout here. Not sure why I bother, but hey, I'm bored. And I still think this one is the best of the three.
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